imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

(via cptaintomlinson)

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

(via sp00dlely)

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

(via sp00dlely)

“ Do you know what your problem is? You can’t live with the idea that someone might leave.
“ I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

toothiest:

*thinks about how much i love my friends* *has to lie down*

(via your-favorite-weapon)

What if we were meant to be together but just met at the wrong time?

(Source: kawaii-and-perverted, via your-favorite-weapon)