“ Your words touch me like a firm hand between my legs.

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

(via its-sio)

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(via toxiccurecodependency)

vampirevvekend:

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

(via allthedevilsareloose)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(Source: sluttybitch2009, via manda)