kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

(via interjects)

toohardtohear:

i want tattoos and self esteem

(via freedomislost)

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

(Source: iiiarclight, via freedomislost)

ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

(via passionateless)

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via passionateless)

ghdos:

I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

(via arctichalo)

ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(Source: ughjosh, via h4ndofmercy)

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

(via arctichalo)

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

(Source: byrde, via kaitseingel)

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

(via kaitseingel)